A half-pound of Sloppiness
16 oz. of Unpreparedness
The slightest pinch of Rehearsal
At least a half-dozen Excuses
"I was too busy to do a good job."
"Nobody really expects too much from skits, anyway."
"I'm really no good at this, I'm only doing it till they can find someone else."
"We're not professionals. Besides, the Lord can't use people who are too well-prepared; everyone knows that study and planning quenches the Spirit!"